能背下来这些Quora段子，你的托福口语也能进步一大截！

最近叨叨看到关于歪果仁版知乎（Quora）上，关于“中国”这一标签的问答的报道（以下材料源于21世纪英文报），差点笑背过去！事情是这样的，关注“中国”这一标签的14万问题中，有一系列的“Does China have……”提问体。比如：Does China have smarphones? Does China have highways? Does China have cars?...（确定你们不是来搞笑的嘛~~）

面对这些奇葩的正经提问，网友们也是脑洞大开！下面跟叨叨看下有哪些奇葩的提问和“一本正经”的回答！叨叨挑选了几段特别有意思的，录制了讲解的音频，希望大家可以熟读背诵作为自己的语料储备，如果面对歪果仁，你能张嘴就来个段子，也是很厉害了！

特别注意的是，在消化语料的时候，叨叨主张大家按照以下步骤，逐步解决问题：1）发音。不清楚不确定的发音先查字典，熟读20遍，形成口腔肌肉记忆；2）语意理解。发音之后是默读，理解意思，建立英文思维。3）语调。有了准确的发音和建立在语意基础上的断句，带出自然讲话的语调就不难啦！

让我们用“正经的姿势”吸收“有料的段子”！

Does China have buses?

@panda He

Our crowded buses are also electirc, all bus groups in all cities in China are so damn poor to buy gasoline, because all Chinese are so poor to pay for expensive gasoline engine driven bus. Can you wire us some money？

Does China have cars?

@Zach Zhang

People in China always ride pandas, red-crowned cranes or elks to go out. Some people who practise a lot may be able to dirve wind or swords. Few people walk, but that is always for exercising.

Children use little doggies and kitties. We are so old-fashioned. How can this sort of questions exist on Quora? This is well-known.

Does China have electricity?

@Micah Lin

I once lived in China for about 18 years. It was horrible. No one can go outside after sunset since there is no light. No electricity , no fire at all. Now people there still hunt for food, eat in raw and probably can’t make it to 30.

Dude I hope you can help them to build a modern city like, you might have heard before, Beijing,Shanghai, Guangzhou and Shenzhen.

@汪浥晨

We don’t need no electricity. Cause every Chinese kid is taught to light a bulb or charge up his smart phone by concentrating and collecting his Chi. With Chi, a Kongfu Master won’t have to eat and can easily survive by absorbing the purest air. He can crush a tank with a glowing fist or jump higher than a helicopter. Master yourself and control your Chi and let it flow all over your body. You will find the vibration linked to the nature. That is the mysterious Chinese Kongfu.

However, a guy without some basic intellect, would never handle that skill. Such as U.

Does China have computers?

@Chirs Garcia

No, China doesn’t have computers, and they are not needed, either. The Chinese brain is so far developed and is more advanced than a super computer.

The average five-year-old’s brain in China is so much more powerful and faster than any PC. They don’t have computers. They are computers.

@Roger Gilmartin

Hey, look everybody!

Here is another in a seemingly endless line of asinine questions, trying to make China look bad and backward.

All it does show is that the questioner should not have left school quite so early in their lifetime.

I recommend that you look at a nighttime picture of China from space, that way you can see that China is completely electrified-and you can also see that the Earth is round.（以上来源于21世纪英文报。因为网友们会有些语法问题，叨叨做了校对和微小的修改，大家放心背诵）

看完只想感谢各大旅行社、感谢高考，感谢互联网，感谢CCTV！

口语表达要简单朗朗上口，乐呵完了你可以思考如何回答以下题目（哈哈哈哈哈哈……）：

1. Do you agree or disagree with the following statement? People today have healthier lifestyles than people did 100 years ago.

2. Talk about one of the many characteristics your country has which you consider different from the features of other countries.